Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Big improvement from the first one, not that that’s saying much. Better direction elevates the writing which is still dumb as hell

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Boring!!!

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  My ass really thought about thirty minutes in “yeah ok I see where this is going” but then I did NOT see where it was going!!! For a long while it’s reeeeeally fucking shocking and thrilling and sickening🫣 Seeing it with a crowd was fun! It may have overstayed its welcome by about five minutes maybe? 

  Demi Moore is fucking going for it, giving us her Death Becomes Her and her Requiem for a Dream and her The Fly all in one.

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  The Color Purple 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Committed performances from an incredibly talented cast but boy did this musical not work as a movie