Thomas

Thomas

Favorite films

  • Army of Darkness
  • Ready or Not
  • The Dungeonmaster
  • Evolver

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  • The Carpenter

    ★★★★½

  • L.A. Bounty

    ★★★★★

  • Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

    ★★★★★

  • Vice Squad

    ★★★★½

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  • The Carpenter

    The Carpenter

    ★★★★½

    Today (yesterday) should be a national holiday, it's Wings Hauser Day. Everyone has a day off work and must watch a Wings Hauser movie and all crime is legal. It'll be like The Purge: Election Year but with more Wings Hauser.

    The Carpenter was my full adult reintroduction to the magic of the Hauser with Wings. It's a big of a ghost story and a bit of drama It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat…

  • L.A. Bounty

    L.A. Bounty

    ★★★★★

    L.A. Bounty rocks so hard. Wings at full power really tapped into a point in time and matching it's energy. Sybil Danning rocks and it's so cool she helped develop this project. Wings Hauser sure has a lot of LA based movies. Pale Blood is also based in LA and it's a vampire good time. He could have more LA movies but I don't want to research that. But if you're interested in that go at it. I expect a…

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  • Shark Side of the Moon

    Shark Side of the Moon

    ★★

    Easily the best movie of 2022 about shark people on the moon.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Wow wow wow wow wow now that's a MOVIE! Theaters have lost a lot of their power for me over the years, but this must be watched in a crowd. You have to hear people reaction to the humor and disgust, two middle aged ladies walked out before the third act.

    I was lucky enough to score a ticket for an early screening at my local theater. Since I had no idea how this movie was going to really work…