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...it's 5 stars to ME ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคญ

Favorite films

  • Conclave
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Ben-Hur
  • Rock of Ages

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  • 3 Days to Kill

  • Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

  • Sister Act

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  • The Great Pumpkin

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  • The Great Pumpkin

    The Great Pumpkin

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    no subtitles we thirst watch like men ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
    this film is really engaging, even though i obviously missed the details due to not speaking italian. the relationship between Arturo and Pippi is definitely uncomfortable at times + crossing a professional boundary. the scene with the watermelon patch took my breath away, so beautiful and memorable. sergio castellitto looks the best in this film hands down. he has never been hotter. thank you to the filmmakers for lingering on his big brown eyes, and for showing me his legs, armpits, nipple and chest hair I'm indebted to you.

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

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    oh gosh i don't think i have ever cried harder in the cinema in my entire life this was just overwhelmingly soul-crushingly sad. and a good plug for birth control/staying childfree. beautiful set/production design but my eyes are stinging and my heart hurts ๐Ÿ’”

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  • It Gets Dark Too Early

    It Gets Dark Too Early

    there's nothing quite like sitting outside to watch this film at 8am on a cold morning before work thinking it will be a sweet uplifting story and then 8 minutes later sobbing into your hands before you have to go into the office. so much to love, tender and heartfelt and a beautiful rapport between the two characters. the acting from Genevieve is sublime, especially during her final confession; tears every time. i love the atmosphere and the little wireโ€ฆ

  • The Flesh

    The Flesh

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    lust as a stand-in for consumption and beauty as a symbol of control, I'm obsessed โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ i want to live forever with my face in sergio castellitto's armpit