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Going in Style 2017
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this film stars some genuine, bonafide, living (mostly) legends (morgan freeman, michael caine, alan arkin rest in peace, christopher lloyd) who i have to presume are in bruno mars levels of debt. joey king is also there doing a ben platt as evan hansen kind of too old miscast performance
the dialogue in this is so bizarre and unnatural it kind of feels like having a fever. bits of it reminded me of watching episodes of hustle as a kid with my…
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Mickey 17 2025
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i reeeeeally wanted to love this and just really liked it instead. i’ve since learned the dream sequence at the end is a big theme throughout the book but i actually feel like you should either make a faithful adaptation or not, and toeing the line made for a boring and unsatisfying denouement
it felt more like lanthimos / wes anderson joint project to me but i do love bong joon ho’s humour and his obvious love for big ugly…
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Renfield 2023
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renfield is a perfectly fine, funny, tightly-choreographed horror comedy. it’s a mid-concept revamp (pun intended) of a hundred and twenty year old concept that won’t stick with me for long but entertained me while i watched it, which is really all i can ask
casting awkwafina as nicholas hoult’s love interest is the kind of cracked out decision-making that leads me to think they didn’t use prop cocaine, but she left her blaccent at the door and actually makes something…
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Hairspray 2007
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“do it now or forever wish you had”
if i said this was the best musical of the 2000’s would you guys whack me how tracy whacked that cop
truly the career best of everyone involved and i’ll die on that. perfection.
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