Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Irish Question

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Not enough Bill Clinton.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Sauces are the litmus test of civilization.

Popular reviews

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  Gotti 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2020 2

  YOU AIN'T NEVA GONNA SEE ANOTHER GUY LIKE ME IF YOU LIVE TO BE 5 TOUSAND.
  True kino. Scorsese is a hack fraud compared to this masterpiece.
  Mr. Pitbull worldwide is an excellent composer and really puts you in the spirit of being an Italian mobster.
  Some people may complain about the weird comedic zooms, or the out of focus shots, but these people do not understand the true nature of film and art. They are nitpicking and biased, I win bye-bye.
  Gotti is like Black Panther but for Italians.

  
  
  

  Who you gonna trust?
  Yourself, or some troll behind a keyboard?

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ★ Rewatched 23 Nov 2021 1

  Another Thanksgiving, another viewing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
  Every viewing of this film adds to the experience, the collective consciousness of Kevin James.
  I believe this movie is a masterpiece as it gives a stunningly honest depiction of modernity and contemporary America.

  Joe Blart, the 46th President of The United States

  Many scenes predicted the presidency of Joe Biden to a stunning degree. In one of the opening scenes, Blart's mother is run over by a milk truck…

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