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Spring Breakers 2012
the chances of ashley benson having her gay awakening during the production of this movie is definitely nonzero
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Mickey 17 2025
this could have been a really strong quirky sci-fi but it fell apart with the corny ass political commentary SORRY!!! dare I say the maga satire element was overdone - some unnecessarily dumb script lines and unfortunately robert pattinson’s talent couldn’t make up for others’ poor acting (naomi steve and toni u are safe. everyone else SASHAY AWAY….) I think it was almost wasteful to take a fun creative story and taint it with the concept of crazed republicans ..…
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Leave the World Behind 2023
YAWN YAWN BORING YAWN BAD DIRECTING BAD STORY TELLING 2 HOURS OF TENSION BUILD UP FOR NOTHING ANTICLIMACTIC GARBAGE DOOMSDAY MOVIE
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Nosferatu 2024
I fear the internet masses led me astray on this one. Yes the actors ate their scripts DOWN but the writing… What Was That? JAMES- Some lines felt like this was actually a comedy. SNL is writing a Count Orlok Discovers Voice Memos skit as we speak. And why did everyone have British accents but they set the location in Germany?? Frau Hutter this Herr Harding that.. their beans on toast minds couldn’t fathom bratwurst. And for those saying SpongeBob wasn’t in this, we must be watching different movies because I literally saw him do his knee slapping dance. Sigh. I’m gonna watch Warm Bodies now
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