Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this diva clarisse..

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  the chances of ashley benson having her gay awakening during the production of this movie is definitely nonzero

Popular reviews

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  YAWN YAWN BORING YAWN BAD DIRECTING BAD STORY TELLING 2 HOURS OF TENSION BUILD UP FOR NOTHING ANTICLIMACTIC GARBAGE DOOMSDAY MOVIE

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  I fear the internet masses led me astray on this one. Yes the actors ate their scripts DOWN but the writing… What Was That? JAMES- Some lines felt like this was actually a comedy. SNL is writing a Count Orlok Discovers Voice Memos skit as we speak. And why did everyone have British accents but they set the location in Germany?? Frau Hutter this Herr Harding that.. their beans on toast minds couldn’t fathom bratwurst. And for those saying SpongeBob wasn’t in this, we must be watching different movies because I literally saw him do his knee slapping dance. Sigh. I’m gonna watch Warm Bodies now

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