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Spring Breakers 2012
it was so bad but i enjoyed it… im so glad i watched this at my big age of 26 bc i did not need to be watching something like this in 2012. selena gomez was sooooo real in this like i would also cry and freak out and be the first to go home. love seeing women in male dominant fields; loved seeing ashley benson and vanessa hudgens bully james franco into giving their gun a blowjob. this is…
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Nadaaniyan 2025
im trying to watch more movies in hindi/urdu and idk why this is the one i chose after seeing all the Terrible clips on my IG reels. corny in the WORST way possible, her acting is so Exhausting. they are both so extremely hot tho so brownie points for that… but when are we gonna stop casting people that look 33 in high school roles. it was the most typically average high school movie love story where the girl and…
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Mickey 17 2025
wall-e coded. robert pattinson continues to effortlessly show his range and talent, truly making him one of the key actors of our generation. it’s funny how many movies we have with political commentary that just end up being goofy bc the person in power is obv stupid yet we walk out of the theater to that being our reality like…. yall stay laughing but why is it not just a satirical movie plot and actually real life UGH! the creepers…
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Monkey Man 2024
dev patel leading a group of trans women and devoting his life to destroying the 1%!! he’s the REAL queenie!! tbh im not the biggest action movie enjoyer. thought the storyline and acting was INCREDIBLE. but there’s always a layer of “wow this is so unrealistic” tied into every scene where he can somehow take on 50 trained security guards at once after just training on a rice bag for a while post-multiple life threatening injuries
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