Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025 3

  If this wins Best Picture, I will dismantle the Eiffel Tower with a cordless drill.

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  Hot Rod 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Jul 2024

  To everyone who managed to see this comedic masterpiece with the packed crowd at Wealthy St. Theatre last night, you're welcome, for I am the one who put it in the suggestion box back in March (No one else knows of this Indie classic so I know I was the only person who suggested it).

  "Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!"

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 4

  I don't even mean to sound hyperbolic, but the vibes of this movie are possibly unmatched by anything ever. The blue color grading? The constant clouds and rain of the PNW? The high school love story? VAMPIRES??

  Shocked and heartbroken that they did not bring Catherine Hardwicke back for any of the sequels. She was cooking.

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  Moneyball 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  For a brief moment I thought this was my new favorite sports film, but then I remembered Challengers and Ford V Ferrari and The Iron Claw all exist.

  Billy Beane might need to go to anger management classes, but at least he can scarf down a Twinkie like it's nobody's business.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  If this meandered a little less and remembered some of its side characters a little bit more, this would be a very good sci-fi film.

  At least it's super fucking romantic. Hold me, while I die again and again.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025 2

  We made a Marvel-isms bingo card before watching this movie to gauge the number of cliche tropes and predictably bad paths it would take.

  Easiest game of bingo of my life.