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Ryan Gosling lookalike

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Thing

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    ★★★½

  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    ★★★½

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★★

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

    Been meaning to watch this for a couple years now and what better time to finally do it than St Patrick’s Day. 

    Stellar watch with some beautiful cinematography although all it’s done is put me in the mood for some Guinness 🍺

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist

    ★★★½

    The Ferrari Vespa just goes so fucking hard 🔥

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    What the fuck.

    If there’s one thing that gets to me, it’s 100% body horror. This is one of the most creepy and disgusting films I’ve seen in the cinema, a big part due to the stellar sound design and makeup/practical effects department. Every gooey noise just freaked me out. Very much The Fly meets an episode of Black mirror. Topped off with some great performances from Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley.

    Think it’s going to be one that’ll stick in my brain for a good wee while but if you’re squeamish with blood/gore/slime in horror then this could be a brutal one for you

  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ★½

    The Jared Leto Joker-ification of Eric Draven. 
    While I can appreciate that this film didn’t just try and copy the original film and went for a different take on the original story from the graphic novel, I feel it just didn’t work never mind be a patch on the first film.
    While I thought Bill Skarsgard and FKA Twigs had some good performances, I didn’t care for them as much as Eric and Shelley in the original despite them having…