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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
things i learned from this movie:
-old people can still be hot and, additionally, still fuck
-mach 10 is so unreasonable holy shit
-i would let cocky glenn powell & miles teller do a sabrina carpenter paris night 2 to me if yk what i mean
-i still hate the military but damn do i love when airplane go vroomTranslated from by -
You're Cordially Invited 2025
okay i actually loved every second of this which is surprising for a movie my dad picked out…
reese witherspoon can do no wrong! will ferrell is so good at antics!! and im a sucker for a father-daughter plot what can i sayTranslated from by
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Saturday Night 2024
this film has everything:
-woven headbands
-slutty mustaches
-muppet sex
-ice skating pollinators
-chevy chase propaganda
-cutoffs that are so short
-multiple fires (open flame)
-theater kids in funny little ties
-la traviata
-willem dafoe in some cunty ass sunglasses
-guns of various shapes and sizes
-a not-insignificant number of physical altercations
-quick changes
-estranged marriage
-the adrenaline of a sports movie without the football, etc.
-the most annoying man you’ve ever seen
-an evangelical
-NAOMI MCPHERSON
-bedazzled vests
-dramatic retellings of the bible
-peacock metaphors
-honestly too many things to keep listing
-the show that this very bit is from!!!!!!!Translated from by -
Challengers 2024
I have never felt so simultaneously horny and fearful all at the same time
Mike Faist i would treta u right i need u in a way that’s concerning to feminism
Samantha Glenn i understand your review now
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