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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2024

  Your 4 step guide on how to arouse women:

  1. Stalk them 
  2. Chain them
  3. Remove their financial independency and contractually obligate them into becoming your slave
  4) Success!

  Do I regret watching this? Absolutely not.

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  The Hobbit 1977

  ★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  Best animated feature: Bard’s legs

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  Attack of the 50 Foot Woman 1958

  ★★ Watched 11 Jul 2023

  One of the worst things I have seen. 2 stars ONLY because they tried to use special effects. Acting could not be more low effort, and directing was hardly better. Also too many screaming women. Don’t recommended .

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  Conan the Barbarian 1982

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2023

  Everything about this film is off.

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