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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  I don't... think it's good, actually...
  The cameos are all fun, and most of the lines have been referenced pretty much my whole life, but watching it for the first time since childhood? I dunno if it stands up. Or maybe my mind is just poisoned by recent Stiller outings.
  Shavo Odadjian is in this...?

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  Boys from County Hell 2020

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Irish vampire movie, match made in heaven for Castlevacula.
  Pretty light on the comedy part of the horror comedy genre. Some downright harrowing stuff in here actually!
  I really dig all the different takes on vampire lore, the characters are fun, but it does kinda end abruptly.
  Big ups to my boy Bram.

Popular reviews

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  One Piece: Clockwork Island Adventure 2001

  ★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  This is Sanji's Die Hard

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2022

  AHHHHH I LOVE THIS MOVIE
  I watch this movie and suddenly I love overacting. The Brides who scream or trill or hiss every single line of dialogue they have. Dracula, slow dancing with himself, putting vibrato into every word. Frankenstein Jr. bellowing and howling about the end of the world in Bible verses. I fucking love it. If you're gonna try to tell me that's not how Dracula should be, theatrical and overflowing with bravado and charisma; or that Frankenstein's…

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