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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Grade: 65%
  This has to be the most batshit sequel to an action movie I’ve seen in quite a while, if you wanna watch Jason Stathom purposely throw himself into high voltage electrical wires then this is absolutely the film to watch. Weaker than its predecessor but entertaining nonetheless.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Grade: 78%
  Man this movie had it all - a bank heist, a kitchen fight scene, and Ned.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Grade: 76%
  If Robert Pattinson uses this voice style for The Batman: Part 2 we will all be in luck.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  Grade: 91%
  Honestly, the directions on how to use the substance were far too complicated for me, I probably would’ve gotten frustrated and returned it. 

  God damn this movie was great. For months I’ve been wanting a heavy-duty R-rated horror flick and well I’m incredibly pleased with The Substance. This movie is gnarly, it’s suspenseful and has your heart pumping to the beat of this movie from beginning to end. Can’t say I had any issues with the cast or…

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