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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  While this miniseries has some compelling moments, it also possesses some “after school special” tendencies as well as a one-shot-per-episode gimmick that leads to stretches of dead space. 

  Additionally, the killer kid should have been overweight and fluent in Incel-speak: epicanthal tilt, wristlet, roast beefie, femoid, etc.

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  Mona Lisa 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  A better version of Driving Miss Daisy, and a worse version of Taxi Driver

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  For a movie about Mickeys, there sure is an overwhelming lack of GHB here.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  The conclave was a Semen Retention Convention (i.e. House of Virgins, or A No Nut Zone).

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