Favorite films

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  Maria 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  angelina jolie should adopt me idk. 

  this biopic was okay tbh but i love angelina jolie!!! she is so captivating to watch. the cinematography was great. ending broke me.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  new halloween costume unlocked

  this was fun! i will never not enjoy a horror film that doesn't take itself too seriously. sometimes with horror comedies, the comedy can get a little cheesy but this one was actually funny. i never really got the appeal of theo james until this film. i think i just needed to know he could be funny to even find him a lil attractive. 

  my only issue is that i wanted more blood!!! i was ready…

Popular reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  lol imagine not paying rent and a young trump is knocking at your door to collect it

  this was just another one of those biopics that really had nothing new or profound to say about its main character. like yeah...we know this man is horrible. with trump being one of the most divisive figures in history, i would've expected this film to go deeper but struggled to find anything remotely interesting about the plot. 

  with that said, jeremy strong and…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  🎶penis to vaginaaaaaa🎶 

  wow...what a train wreck of a movie. i think this film misses the mark on every level. not only are the songs and musical performances almost nauseating, but humanizing a cartel leader through this trans storyline is absolutely tone deaf. but all of this makes sense when a straight white french dude is making a film about mexican culture without a single fluent mexican actor playing any of the lead roles. the fact that this movie is…