Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Con Air 1997

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Everyone: What’s with Nicolas Cage having hippie hair?

  Me: What’s with Nicolas Cage having that dumb Southern accent?

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  Bruce Almighty 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  How convenient that I watch this movie now. I used to have exactly Bruce’s job, down to covering happy stories around the city, but I basically got laid off a couple of days ago. Luckily for Morgan Freeman, I have another job lined up so I won’t be cursing him out anytime soon.

  REVIEW TO BE EXPANDED

Popular reviews

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  Two Chips and a Miss 1952

  ★★★ Added

  To think that Disney supported polygamy before they supported queerness…

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  Better Nate Than Ever 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 27 May 2023

  I am officially the last person to ever watch this movie legally (I finished it at 2:15 AM).

  That morbid realization aside, this was a charming time. It does become a bit annoying how Nate just kind of coasts through everything with little to no real problems aside from drama, but Rueby Wood's bouncy lead performance is sure to put a smile on anyone's face. Not to mention the theater jokes (did NOT expect an Avenue Q vs. Wicked reference…

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