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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Friends, I truly am sorry that I’ve given pretty much every movie in 2025 3.5 stars. Every movie that I’ve seen so far has been pretty good!! Not bad! It’s like when you get C for 12 questions in a row on a test and you think “this CAN’T be right. Gotta change some of these.” But then you realize you’re changing the answers JUST so the scantron looks a little nicer aesthetically? That’s what I’d be doing. Y’all deserve better. 

  Anyways, this was pretty good!!! 

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Had to wait til the Wikipedia plot summary dropped before posting my review so I could understand what the heck was going on in this movie. Turns out it is pretty dope! I was def into it while watching - real sleek and sexy (sexy, not sexual). Tight 93 minutes. Spy stuff. Lots of Michael Fassbender Michael Fassbending. Felt like my immigrant father bc I almost pressed my call light at Alamo Drafthouse 15 minutes in to ask them to turn on the subtitles. Cool lil flick though.

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025 1

  I would take a bullet for Paddingtón

  
  (and Antonio Banderas)

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Decent episode of Succession. Jeremy 💪🏽 and 🦞 Stan cooked in this. So sad and dumb that a supervillain origin story about the president of the United States exists 🍊

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