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  Epic Movie 2007

  Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Did live (bad) voice-acting-improv-singing to this movie at a silent film concert and then left 20min in to drink wine in a bar when I got bored. Came back for the last 10 min to do the finish my performance, but now tipsy. Only real way to watch this film without going insane, highly recommend.

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  Christmas As Usual 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  I need everyone involved in this movie to never make a movie again.

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  The Muppet Movie 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  I feel asleep, I love

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  The Life and Death of a Porno Gang 2009

  Watched 26 Feb 2024

  A snuff film for people who struggle with the morality of real murder. Senseless, sensationalised violence that is honestly so mean-spirited and cruel that I want to stay as far away as possible from whoever the fuck made it. I don't care if there are "worse" movies out there, I don't particularly want to watch them either. I also just didn't like the story at all just from a writing perspective.
  It's not bad in a "so bad it's good way" it's just bad. I was either bored, appalled or both somehow.

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