Ethan

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27. He/him. BLM. Trans Rights are Human Rights.

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • A Brighter Summer Day
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

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  • Presence

    ★★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★½

  • sex, lies, and videotape

    ★★★★½

  • Che: Part Two

    ★★★★½

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    The Wes Group - 8 of 9

    Going to write something extra special for this one, but give me some time.

    Edit: How does one talk about something that has been their favorite film for such a long time? A film with so many layers to its storytelling, but with such a simplistic story behind all of it? 

    I suppose you’d start with the story. A young girl sits in a cemetery reading a novel. An author suffering from writer’s block…

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    Parts 16 - 18

    And like that, it’s done. 

    You can’t go home again. Your home has changed and so have you. A man walks into a river from his childhood, but it is not the same. The river is different now and the man is older. 

    So much time on the road, people get older and start to die. Wounds heal but scars remain. It all started with a young woman wrapped in plastic, but now Pete can go…

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  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★★★½

    Soderbergh 35

    At the end of everything, will it all make sense?

    Not surprised that Sodey is at the helm of my new favorite of 2025 and I feel like I’ll be saying that again very soon.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    Had some interesting sequences, Malkovich gives it his all, but this was ultimately disappointing. Perk of the job that I at least got to see this for free.

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    95

    Scorsese Retrospective Film 15

    He's a master. This is one of his masterworks. Easily the best film of the year, and easily top 5 of his features. This just needs a rewatch for the 5 stars. I loved every minute of this. Every ounce of humor, every crumb of pain, and every sense of gangster-style remorse. This was perfect. Thank you for not letting me down, Marty.

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    9.5/10

    This was great, but I am still processing it so... Gimme a while.

    Always is always forever