Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nerve 2016

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This is honestly a perfectly constructed movie. I think it would be considered prestige with better dialogue. Machine Gun Kelly is in it and I said “Machine Gun Kelly!” whenever he showed up. No notes on protagonist being named Venus DeMonaco.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Felt very connected to my fellow man in the AMC freight elevator after this (broken escalator and no stairs). It is an incidentally satirical beautiful space love story. Loved those little Nausicaa-adjacent creatures. So much better than the book it’s actually insane.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2024 1

  Half baked and overlong. They gave Nosferatu a goatee and I literally could not move past it. Did not seem at all interested in exploring its characters which I think would’ve aided its goal of making the Themes of Nosferatu more explicit. The desire and repression stuff is there but they don’t really go anywhere with it. I think attachment to previous iterations really held it back. Bottom line is it needed to go balls to the wall and get…

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  The Beast 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  Clearly many did not get it… If youre a cynic and not full of fear I could imagine it coming across as a very long stretch of French art house nothing. I thought all 156 minutes of this were fabulous. I wouldn’t have changed a thing. It’s like this movie was made in a lab for me specifically. For me right now specifically. “Anxiety is the root of passion.” “The worst is not choosing.” I thought so hard I got…