Too many of my friends are film makers for me not to know how foolish my takes are (that will not stop me)
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Tough Guys Don't Dance 1987
I love it when movies use such subtle foreshadowing, something so artful about cutting off someone’s head in a Polaroid and then having someone say out loud “it feels like something bad will happen”
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
(1) This is the straightest DnD party I’ve ever seen (2) Unrealistic that no one tried to hit on the curvy dragon
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
Cannot emphasize enough how bad (& unhealthy & unrepresentative) this movie is. It has also never been this easy to find street parking in Seattle
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