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  I, Robot 2004

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  A story so infuriatingly dumb, it makes Fallout 4's discussion around synths look like genre-defining literature.

  Besides the humongous plot holes, one thing that makes me chuckle here is how sci-fi worlds are obsessed with the idea that humans would not only become slaves to some specific product but that we would BLINDLY TRUST said product; downright refuse the possibility of it having a defect. Ask any person who works regularly with a printer, and they probably carry a Glock in case the infernal contraption has any funny thoughts.

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  >promises madness
  >*looks inside*
  >it's just cameos

  Multiverse of Madness is the superhero equivalent of watching an old sitcom without the laugh track. It feels fake, awkward, and worst of all, it makes you feel a bit embarrassed for the actors having to put up with that.

  Elizabeth Olsen must have terrible back pain to this day, because by God, she tried to carry this thing. It didn't work, but I appreciate the effort.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  17 is actually a reference to the amount of times I checked my phone to see how long till the credits.

  I was rooting so hard for this one. Even got an overpriced bag of chips to keep me company on that empty theater session. How hard can Bong Joon Ho miss, right? He already made Snowpiercer, so a dark comedy with social commentary is hardly out of his league.

  He can miss. Hard. Mickey 17 is a deeply unfunny…

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  I bestow thee the title of worst horror movie I have ever been subjected to. And that is saying something, because the previous champion, 'Old', was so bad I vowed to never again watch any of Shyamalan's new works.

  In 10 years, we will look back on this stream of horror movies seemingly made for TikTok teens as an embarrassing blemish on the genre, akin to the slew of piss-poor found footage back in the 2000s.

  Cringe humor will not…

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