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  Pootie Tang 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Don’t baaaaaaaaaaaaang the silly

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  I heard wonderful things about this movie. But it’s was just another action movie. Everyone is playing the character they play in live action movies and they’re all pretty charmless. The action is so frenetic it’s impossible to see what’s going on. I just thought it would be better

Popular reviews

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  Sick 2022

  ½ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  Set a couple months into 2020, sick asks the question: what if the anti-maskers were the good guys you should sympathize with?

  Bog standard slasher with nothing interesting or new to say about the genre, except it’s a “covid” horror flick. The heroes flout safety precautions and the bad guys are mad at them about that. I know Kevin Williamson wrote this and he’s usually so good at giving us protagonists we at least care about but he utterly fails here. Once we learn the motives of the killers I want nothing more than to see them win. Fuck this movie.

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 May 2024

  A total treat. Lots of realistic human drama in the shadow of big lizard destroying. The core team trying to solve the Godzilla problem are total sweethearts. It’s 2023’s dudes rock movie. Not quite as good as Shin Godzilla, but also a very different kind of movie,

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