Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shrek the Third 2007

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Snow White singing Led Zeppelin to summon an army of wood creatures is pure cinema. Fight me motherfuckers.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  More films about hot people with horses and sword wielding cats fighting private healthcare providers with songs by Tom Waits, Nick Cave, and David Bowie on the soundtrack please world.

Popular reviews

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★ Watched 27 Aug 2020

  I come down hard on Christopher Nolan. Not because I dislike him, on the contrary, I think he is capable of much more than he gives us. The superb coldness and narrative minimalism of Dunkirk, the deconstructive subtext of The Prestige, and the unpretentious complexity of Memento only makes the flat characters (particularly Inception), and awful dialogue (looking at you Interstellar) of the rest of his work stick out like a stone in a mattress.

  However, after Dunkirk saw him…

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  Throne of Blood 1957

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 May 2020

  Me: Don't really like Macbeth tbh

  Akira Kurosawa: Hello, what if it had samurais, a better ending, and starred Toshiro Mifune?

  Me: Now I do.

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