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  Constantine 2005

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  John Wick if he listened to nu metal. Ambiance has never ambianced so hard and Rachel and Keanu are the hottest thing to ever happen to a camera.

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  Metroland 1997

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Weird yet somewhat charming movie shot like 70s porn where a zero-rizz Christian Bale is torn between being a slut in Paris or being a prude husband in England, a battle we all face. Best line in the movie is hands down "The french never could run a decent rail service". Hell yeah and that hasn't changed bro.

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  Watched 14 Aug 2024

  Smart cautionary tale against the property market and like, men.

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  Watched 22 Jul 2024

  You ever watch a movie that finally had good reasons to be three hours long and you're a bit mad it wasn’t ?
  The script hits conventional beats with skill but there was potential for more depth, especially regarding the dynamics within the Vandals (underused Boyd Holbrook and Michael Shannon) and the interview format (blink and you might see a Mike Faist). But I was fairly happy with the ride anyway, and it seemed after all that the entire point…

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