Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bill & Ted Face the Music 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2020

  Were it a meal, Bill and Ted's final installment would be breakfast for dinner served charred and tepid to a sloppy clientele too desensitized to tell the difference. As the long awaited tale opens we find our heroes defeated by the last 30 years of their humbing existence, frail, listless, and jaded, as they mindlessly sweep the filth encrusted floors of their local puke stand, looking forward only to the sweet inevitability of their meaningless deaths. However, their plans of…

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  The Wretched 2019

  ★★½ Added

  The movie was fine, but there are unresolved plot points, most glaringly; Did Ben actually have a small penis, or was the water just cold?

Popular reviews

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  Hell Ride 2008

  ★½ Added

  Most people would argue that a movie cannot literally suck dick. However, they would be gravely mistaken when it comes to this one.

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  The Silence of the Lambs 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 May 2014 2

  A young woman volunteers to move a sofa and gets more than she bargained for.