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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  idrgaf this shit was hilarious and theo james playing twins where one is just a completely hilarious dumbass who feels the need to sew a child sized suit to fit him in present day with the ugliest mullet ever and put himself as "mrs. monkey" in the fucking phonebook... yeah zach was right, looney tunes ass kills for sure. could use some more of them on screen but i had a lot of fun anyway

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  Perfect Blue 1997

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  did not expect to come here and say that black swan did it better and yet here i am. i couldn't take it entirely seriously at a point, with a climax and reveal that came off as just really dumb to me after all of the fake outs and heavy dream usage. i was laughing at how outlandish it was by that point with the laughable chase scene... which sucks as i felt it had me intrigued with the build up that ultimately didn't pay off imo. i dunno, pretty disappointed as i was hyped for this. maybe it's just not for me

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  Sex and the City 2008

  ★ Watched 25 Jan 2017 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Sex and the City 2 2010

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2017

  okay this movie REALLY bothered me because samantha jones is one of my idols but she was acting like a 20 year old edgelord ASSHOLE in this movie. i would never DREAM of going to another country (especially one that has such barbaric laws against women) and purposely defying their laws! she literally put ALL of her friends in danger because she wanted to act like a 20 year old hornball and toss her condoms around like a neanderthal. ALSO…

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