Sean

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Don’t get on the chopper if you can’t stop thinking in linear terms

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Tenet

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  • Secrets of the Force Awakens: A Cinematic Journey

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

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  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Cinematic perfection only comes around once in a while. Or should I say, once in a Lyle.
    Very rarely have I been simultaneously at AMC Town Center 8 AND on top of the world tonight. Take a look at us now. My unprepared heart was pounding as a scarved Lyle erupted onto the silver screen and blasted my ass to smithereens with every note. I was carried away. He ripped up the recipe and took us along for the ride of…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    HAL is a messy bitch who loves drama