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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
So glad I decided to watch this. I was sceptical as to whether this would indeed live up to the hype, but it certainly did. Might have to go and watch it again
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Uncharted 2022
Meh. I had no intention of seeing this film but was asked if I’d like to go to Peterborough with a few friends to see it. I hadn’t done any research whatsoever into the cast and prior to watching it on the big screen; I hadn’t even watched the trailer.
Fairly poor writing and the casting was nothing short of horrendous. I personally didn’t mind Tom Holland’s performance but I found it hard work trying to watch Mark Wahlberg. I’d…
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No Time to Die 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Despite the huge lack of Ana de Armas and the questionable motives behind Rami Malek’s villain (who I could only picture being a weatherbeaten Poison Ivy) I thoroughly enjoyed No Time To Die.
I’ll skip straight to the main point: the ending. I was a bit emotionally confused as soon as I saw those missiles rain down on Craig. I couldn’t believe that THE James Bond was actually dead! But I won’t lie, it’s got me heavily invested and wanting to…
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021
I went to see this with three friends tonight and I couldn’t wait for the end so we could walk and talk about how bad this film was. To my utter bewilderment they somehow thought it was really good. Shocking. Surely I’m not the odd one out here?
Dreadful writing, horrific acting and pitiful villains; topped off with non-stop cringe. Naomie Harris and Woody Harrelson’s characters were a complete mess with absolutely no chemistry at all. I don’t blame their…
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