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  The Toxic Avenger Part II 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  10 Sequels That Will Make You Think “Wait, is This Better Than the First One?” 
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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Fun!

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  Glenn Powell can barely scrape together a couple of interesting looks and a few charming line reads in this fucking boring slop. Anthony Ramos was the only one there for something other than a paycheck (and that includes the director). Why do these tornado experts keep explaining tornadoes to one another?!??? The whole movie is fake people using fake words to talk about fake science. Terrible, terrible music — both the original score and the selection of country-pop. And there’s…

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  I know this would’ve been a radical change to the Napoleon lore, but what if they had made him super trigger-happy? Like if his nickname was “Twitchy Napoleon” and he always had a pistol in one of his hands in every scene, sometimes a pistol in each hand, and every so often he’d be talking to someone and just blast them in the face and everyone would carry on like nothing happened. That would’ve made this a really good movie