Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This shit was fucking insane and so much fun omfg (stellar commentary I know)

• 

  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Another one off endearing little slasher venture ala Freaky, Totally Killer, etc.

  
  Super horny movie btw, but also really cute and Cringefail in a good way.

  
  Spoilers below:

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  I wanna be part of the killers’ throuple WTF WHY WERE THEY BOTH SO HOT?????

Popular reviews

• 

  V/H/S/Beyond 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2024 2

  Please let Justin Long’s freak ass make a feature length movie.

• 

  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Sep 2024

  So I watched Longlegs again for the fourth time.

  Some things of note now that I have subtitles and the ability to pause and rewind, in no particular order-

  1) When Lee Harker shows up to Ruby’s birthday party and is let into the house, Carter slams the door shut behind her and we see the reflection of the devil in the glass where Lee stood just moments before.
  —
  2) Longlegs’ car is partially visible when Lee first visits…

Following