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  Antiporno 2016

  ★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  This movie fuckin sucks man, the next guy who who says ‘Roman porno’ to my face is getting done like Caesar 

  (Watched on a washed out laptop screen in a premier inn at 2pm, to spite the film)

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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Feb 2025 1

  Meanest high five with the bro when speed won the race x

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  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2022

  I liked the part where Tony cried because riffs dance solo was too sick

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