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Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Eh. 

  Also had a woman sniff continuously throughout the film…

  ALSO that Diane or whatever song… BANGED

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Look the animals looked like forbidden fleshlights x

Popular reviews

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  What did I say about your brother? 
  Nothing, but maybe you should be more concerned about what I could say about this cash grab.

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  This was written for the ladies and made for the ladies. 

  (Also a mixture of fluids through this film… mostly snotty tears)