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Recent reviews

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Even Julia Roberts couldn't convince you boobs aren't something to make a fuss about

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  When my life flashes before my eyes I don't think it will include sodomy at Sainsbury's, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Popular reviews

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  Ravenous 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Feb 2025

  Hi, third time round...

  I just know when Ted Griffin wrote,

  "...George, people don't still do that [cannibalism], do they?"
  "White man eats the body of Jesus Christ every Sunday."

  he came so hard he saw stars that form a constellation only he can see.

  And if you think this is too crude a review, just know morality is the last bastion of a coward ✌

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  Meshes of the Afternoon 1943

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Who dropped my flower? Can I have it back?

  In the face of desire, I see me. Destroy that mirror, subsume the shards and sink back into myself, sharp and bright.

  Space and time assembled like Jenga, toppling over and precariously built again and again and-

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