Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Great Muppet Caper 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Finally giving Miss Piggy the flowers she deserves. Honestly I was so immersed I did forget that the muppets aren’t sentient singular beings. How the fuck did the get that puppet to dive into a pool.

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  The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  You can be an insider or an outsider, it doesn’t matter, because at the end of the day you have your own path to make. And you gotta understand. If we don’t race, what was his death all for? 

  He didn’t kiss the love interest once. This isn’t about romance! It’s about nitrous gas and Asian ass and also about Alabama

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie ended up being so sweet and fun I was constantly looking behind me like… what the fuck is the catch what are you going to do to him.

  The messaging is pretty on the nose but Perhaps Bong Joon Ho got so irritated at ppl misinterpreting parasite he went DAMN okay here’s my trump character and here’s a man who’s entire purpose is to die for colonization. Maybe you art bitches just can’t stand when directors go blockbuster. Have some fun.

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2023

  These bottoms are in the top of my heart 

  Idk what that actually means but this movie? Might as well be best movie fucking made ever 

  I would like to kiss a girl while charli xcx plays

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