Joe

Joe

The silliest goose to ever do it

Steve Buscemi is the greatest of all time

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • The Batman
  • Blade Runner
  • Boogie Nights

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Rocky

    ★★★★★

  • Finch

    ★★★½

  • Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

    ★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    This was almost like looking through a portal to an alternate possible reality of my own life if I was born 10 years later and I regressed more into my room instead of talking to my family. I grew up only a direct bus ride from Doncaster. I wasn’t very sporty. I was always picked on, and put in goal for football. Only around when I became an adult, did I even consider that girls could like me. I never even thought cinema could connect with me in this way. It’s absolutely fucking mortifying. I’m going to be thinking about this forever maybe?

  • Rocky

    Rocky

    ★★★★★

    Rocky is a great classic with a lot of heart that I always find myself coming back to. It’s so effective at pulling you into each scene and it’s not much of a stretch to really connect with these characters. Apollo gets hardly any lines but you learn who he is, what he does, what he thinks about rocky, what motivates him, what he’s thinking and feeling during the fight, etc. You look at someone like Rocky who actually is…

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ½

    Back in the 90s Robbie Williams snogged my
    Mum (I am genuinely not even joking) and I have hated that fucking prick ever since I found this out. My mum has this one photo of them together that makes me feel so small a person that it makes me suicidal (again, not even joking.) My general distain for musicals makes this situation even worse. This might just be the most infuriating thing I’ve ever had to sit through in my…

  • Finch

    Finch

    ★★★½

    Such a heart warming journey that my UV protective suits AI warned me of my increased body temperature and recommended that I find shelter immediately

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