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  The Game 1997

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  STUPID PEA BRAIN MOVIE FOR IDIOTS

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  Vampire's Kiss 1988

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  You go into this expecting to be disappointed by how INSANE AND UNHINGED Cage is supposed to be in this but he really does get silly. Hard to call it silly when most of the film focuses on some really cruel abuse and SA but he gets his justice I guess. Weird movie, and unfortunately I had a good time.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Boring, too long, not scary, Dafoe’s character is only there for childish exposition AND he could have easily been a better Orlok. Also, my pretzel at the theater wasn’t very good.

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  Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  nasty awful child. I wish he had gotten sick for real

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