Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ½ Added

  A 2 HOUR LONG PSYCH LESSON IF THERE EVER WAS ONE. American boy meets French girl and they instantly hit it off and act like they've been dating for years because YOLO. Also, she gets away with saying things like "Feminism was invented by men so women would fuck them" because she's French so it's "cute" and "QUIRKY". None of their mindless rants make the slightest sense and this movie is implausible not just because couples don't normally spend all…

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  Shadow of the Vampire 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2019

  SomeBODY once told me
  the sun was gonna burn me
  I'll sink these sharp fangs in your neck
  She was lookin kinda numb
  mighta been the laudanum
  and my hand rested on her left breast

  Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
  Fed on the rats and I hit the ground running
  Didn't make sense not to live for fun
  Your head gets bald but your heart gets numb
  So much to do, so much to see…

Recent reviews

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  The Secret of Roan Inish 1994

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Grief, immigration, and the rush towards industrialization

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  Julius Caesar 1953

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  My favorite part was when he said he got the ick because Caesar almost drowned

Popular reviews

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  The Jane Austen Book Club 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2019

  I trust 1 man in this bleak world and it is Grigg

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  The Scarlet Pimpernel 1982

  Rewatched 30 Apr 2019

  Fellas, is it gay to disrobe a man while sword fighting and to order him to be stripped afterwards?