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Dersu Uzala 1975
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Top 5 asshole cop at the end this one: “hurry up and sign the paper work- pal, I have places to be so quit morning your dead friend.”’ You’re in bumfuck Siberia, anything of importance to you is seperated by half a days horse ride. Time isn’t of the essence you Tsarist rat.
Dersu is my little muffin cake.
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Let It Shine 2012
every time you here "da" instead of "the", know it was written by a decrepit Caucasian. Smiling ear to ear as he sucks the souls of black children everywhere, cackling at an ear ringing pitch.
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Oppenheimer 2023
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If you came out this movie thinking Oppenheimer was a serious individual you clearly didn’t watch the movie right.
You don’t just drop your iconic catchphrase 4.5 inches into some commie sneaky link.
I can’t tell if that’s next level game or if we gotta dig up his bones and throw them in The Hague for eternity.
Also shout out for the last hour of the big bomb movie being an Oliver Stone political drama where Iron Man goes on a Frank Grimes villain rant.
Strauss-cells seething at an Oppenchad
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