Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saw III 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  This the pig juice one. 3 stars.

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  Caligula: The Ultimate Cut 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Fuck. Caligula is MESSY. Idk if this film was supposed to be funny or serious. I laughed a lot though. “I’M BALD” and “I HATE THEM” really got me. And he made a HORSE in the council?! And orgies to fund war?! He did a lot of things he shouldn’t have done why yes. The visuals were really great I will say. Never watched a movie with an intermission. Were they really this horny in Rome at this point of…

Popular reviews

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  Problemista 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Apr 2024

  Absolutely LOVED Problemista. It was fucking hilarious while also incredibly heartfelt. I feel like this movie really hit for me as a 20 something year old who also lives in Bushwick and has been slowly figuring things out. Of course, what Alejandro experienced was way more intense than anything I have ever experienced, but his story was one that I feel like so so many people can relate to. This is truly such a beautiful coming of age story that…

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  This fuck ass family and this fuck ass pool. GOD did they love that pool. This pool was like the sun and everyone and everything revolved around it. I have never seen a film about a pool with THIS much power. They moved in because of it. They were doing physical therapy because of it. They were throwing bbqs because of it. The pool was a part of EVERYTHING. So there’s that. Guess the pool was some ancient spring that…