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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Monkey punch yallll. Robert Pattinson wanted that fish pussy. And I don’t blame him. I feel like isolation can make people horny. At first I was like, “I’d be fine” in this situation but no I wouldn’t be w Willam Defoe fuckin smellin like foreskin and fartin everywhere. Willam Defoe literally farted on Robert Pattinson’s face and didn’t care. I get why he went crazy. Started drinkin gasoline. Mhhhhm. I feel like it was maybe a folie a deux situation…

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  Saw III 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  This the pig juice one. 3 stars.

Popular reviews

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  Caligula: The Ultimate Cut 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Fuck. Caligula is MESSY. Idk if this film was supposed to be funny or serious. I laughed a lot though. “I’M BALD” and “I HATE THEM” really got me. And he made a HORSE in the council?! And orgies to fund war?! He did a lot of things he shouldn’t have done why yes. The visuals were really great I will say. Never watched a movie with an intermission. Were they really this horny in Rome at this point of…

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  Problemista 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Apr 2024

  Absolutely LOVED Problemista. It was fucking hilarious while also incredibly heartfelt. I feel like this movie really hit for me as a 20 something year old who also lives in Bushwick and has been slowly figuring things out. Of course, what Alejandro experienced was way more intense than anything I have ever experienced, but his story was one that I feel like so so many people can relate to. This is truly such a beautiful coming of age story that…