John Michael Pipes

John Michael Pipes

Favorite films

  • The Verdict
  • Lady Bird
  • Beginners
  • Strangers on a Train

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  • Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

  • The Thin Red Line

    ★★★★

  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★½

  • Match Point

    ★★★

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  • Michael Clayton

    Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

    “Protect Glyophosate” reads billboards across Missouri currently. Cargill and other fuckers thought this phrase would get the public to back tort reform specifically to protect their industry. That indecipherable phrase will probably work bc of lawyers like Arthur in this movie and they’ve taught the public to hate plaintiff’s attorneys and class actions even though they are some of the last remaining soldiers in the fight against our corporate oligarchs. 

    Michael Clayton is a guy who has done the easy…

  • The Thin Red Line

    The Thin Red Line

    ★★★★

    Malick has an innate ability to see all the ways humans and other living things commune with nature even during experiences which seem to have nothing to do with the natural world, such as attempting to blow up a machine gun pillbox on a rock in the middle of the ocean or dying on the upslope of a hill surrounded by the most gorgeous tall grasses on the planet. What an ensemble but especially Nolte who gives a great performance as a desperate colonel wanting his moment in the South Pacific sun.

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  • The Color of Money

    The Color of Money

    ★★★★★

    Don’t Tell Me Nothing montage into the Grady Seasons game is Scorsese at his coked out max and incredible. I would wear 100% of Fast Eddie’s outfits in this but would be 3% as cool. Every single place they waltz into has 25 yrs of grime, blood, tears, smoke stains from Pall Mall Lights, and the smell of cash on the walls and pillars and doors. The types of places you have 12 beers in on a February afternoon only…

  • King Richard

    King Richard

    ★★★½

    Like being slapped in the face by a tennis ball.

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