Val☆

Val☆

Favorite films

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Freddy Got Fingered

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  • In the Lost Lands

    ★½

  • Opus

    ★★★½

  • Marching Powder

    ½

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★½

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  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    ★½

    This whole film felt like a bunch of game cutscenes clipped together without any context in between, with a bit of that  when 3D movies were the hype where everything flew at the camera.
    Nonetheless I actually enjoyed this watch, it’s nice to see a film in 2025 rhat felt like it was made over 10 years ago, would honestly rather see this than any sort of poo poo marvel blockbuster that comes out these days

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★½

    As much as this concept has been done so many times, but it didn’t take away from the enjoyment. The cinematography was gorgeous, and the build up/ the climax itself was so effective! But I’d say that it loses itself a bit after that, the ending felt too short, I understood it, but it still felt lacking.  
    Absolutely loved Ayo Edibiri as expected and John Malkovich was so fun! 
    I enjoyed that there was a good amount of humour in this too, especially in the interactions with Edibiri’s character, she did a great job. 
    Fun film

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  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    ½

    This whole film summarised- transphobia, let’s do cocaine, “WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT”, fight breaks out, “maybe I shouldn’t do cocaine” repeat, ongoing cycle till the end.

    This film was so ASSSSS

  • ZIPWHARF

    ZIPWHARF

    ★★★★★

    Insanely impressed by this, it was an honour to work on this and help out with music, props and being a cast member. Literally didn’t go a second without a giant grin on my face!!  

    Will definitely have to watch again :3