Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lost Boys 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2022 3

  only perfect movies show four sexy vampires killing a group of people while “Walk this Way” by Run D.M.C & Aerosmith plays in the background

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  Near Dark 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2022

  so i have to be honest, this movie came into my radar super randomly when i came across a Screenrant article talking about how it’s “better” than The Lost Boys and uhhh…i don’t agree. i think both films are excellent and Near Dark should be just as popular. with that being said, onto my review where i’ll try my best not to compare the two too often: 

  Severen giving Caleb one of his spurs is fucking GAYYYYYYYY, i don’t care…

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this was too damn long for how much it sucks

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  Senior Year 2022

  ★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  i'm glad SOMEONE in the movie acknowledged how weird this was.

  this could've actually had potential but they just...went about it so poorly

Popular reviews

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  Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2023

  charles offdensen i've had a crush on you since middle school !!!!

  perfect. no notes. I'm so glad Toki got his Deddybear back

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  X 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2022

  i actually have a lot less to say about this than i thought i would. it’s a wonderful homage to classic slashers and you can tell that it was done with that in mind. 

  the cast was absolutely WONDERFUL, i have nothing negative to say about them and Mia Goth was so so so good in her dual roles. 

  i do think the movie was a lot less gory than i expected, but it was also a lot funnier than…