Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Golden Glove 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Bloody hell.

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  Queer 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Half an hour too long, this massively slow tale crawls along at a snail's pace for the first 90 minutes. The dialogue is mumbly and the characters often poorly defined.

  I love what my partner calls "films about people" and I've seen some superb LGBTQ tales on MUBI (Summer of 85 was so wonderful, I watched it a second time before it disappeared), but this represents over two hours of my life I'll never get back. Fucking hell, it's dull.

Popular reviews

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  Doctor Who: The Giggle 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2023 2

  That rumble on the Richter Scale at approximately 7:10 pm on 9th December 2023? Caused by Ian Levine's head exploding.

  Brilliant.

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  Midnight Screening 2021

  ★½ Watched 04 Jul 2023

  A good film should make you forget that people are acting. This very much doesn't do that.

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