Noah

Noah

24
The only real Son of the Mask fan in existence
I try to leave reviews in some capacity, but sometimes I have nothing to say about a film

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • The Nice Guys
  • Oppenheimer
  • WALL·E

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  • The Chronicles of Riddick

    ★★★

  • Pitch Black

    ★★★★

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★

  • Ninja Scroll

    ★★★½

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  • The Chronicles of Riddick

    The Chronicles of Riddick

    ★★★

    Needed more Aliens but I like how this feels very Heavy Metal/Warhammer 40k esque with the Necromongers.

  • Pitch Black

    Pitch Black

    ★★★★

    A modern-ish Alien subbing out the badass female with a equally badass criminal. Very much love this, like most 2000s action/scifi movies. A lot of brutal deaths in this one as well, but the core story of intrigue in Riddick and surviving on a deserted planet was very enjoyable. Might have to see how the unrated cut is

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  • Teen Titans: The Judas Contract

    Teen Titans: The Judas Contract

    ½

    Fuck off.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Out of all the Carpenter films I've seen this is easily his best.

    The Thing is in all sense of the word a masterpiece, and that comes in terms of many things. It excels in being a well done entry in the horror genre providing both a chilling atmosphere and effects that still rival today's movies, but also I think it makes a good case of being an amazing mystery thriller too

    The whole movie has this intrigue of trying…