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Dune: Part Two 2024
I think it's safe to say that Denis Villeneuve is to science-fiction cinema what Frank Herbert was to Science-fiction literature- that is to say an absolute master of his craft and an innovator in equal measure. The fact that this film has made the impact it has (and will hopefully go on to make a stack of money and captivate popular audiences) is a triumph for big-budget films and hopefully means the foundations have been laid for the return of…
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Possessor 2020
This film isn't getting enough praise, it's absolutely amazing! As a big physical media collector, I'm occasionally guilty of entering the train of thought that older films are somehow definitively better or more creative- 'They don't make 'em like that no more'. Whilst there's definitely truth to that where mainstream cinema is concerned, I'm glad to see that this kind of film, which seems to me like such a natural evolution of the cult horror/sci-fi cinema we all love as…
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A Real Pain 2024
How am I supposed to not see this as Mark Zuckerberg and Roman Roy on some kind of Billionaire get away to reconnect with themselves or something.
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Phantasm II 1988
If Luke had tangled with these Jawas, there'd have been no Jedi to return!
Wonderful. How is Reggie so underrated? I'm ashamed to be personally guilty of sleeping on Reggie. He is the chillest, most stoic badass around. Honestly nothing phases this guy- family burned to a cinder? Tall man shrinking corpses into Jawas and enslaving them? Woman half his age demonically dry humping him whilst violently caressing his head? No worries! It's all just another day at the office.…
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Zombie Flesh Eaters 1979
Woman- gets her eye horrifically impaled on a door.
My girlfriend- That's a nasty splinter.My all time favourite zombie movie; a triumph of Italian horror and an absolute blast. It gets more and more awesome with every re-watch: the gore and zombie effects are impeccable (Got to love theworms in the eye socket) , the setting is unique and feels dirty and helpless, as If you yourself really are trapped on an island with an inescable disease which renders…
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The Boogeyman 2023
I was really hoping that the girls from the high-school were going to get killed by the boogeyman. What an absolutely awful group of people; the real horror of this film.
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