Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Lost in Translation 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2023

  Upon a careful and speedy rewatch, I’ve discovered an entirely new film. This one was leagues more tragic. A man and woman, both in a committed relationship to other people, enjoy each other’s company platonically while abroad. The innocent air shifts, as tends to happen when man and woman are together, and it shifts drastically. Despite this shift, there was never a moment where the connection was actually discussed. This really struck a chord with me. Only one time was…

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  The Secret of NIMH 1982

  ★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  I bet these hoe rats couldn’t make no linguine though.

Recent reviews

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  The Ides of March 2011

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I feel like it’s pretty obvious that this movie can only be described as one thing. A rum and coke made from El Dorado 25 Year Special Reserve Rum, paired with a flat Coke Zero you left in your back seat. The major themes seemed to be, an unquenchable desire for political gain exhibited by just about every character except for Molly, and a fanatic character obsession shown by Steven towards the governor. They hit the political gain side hard,…

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  Nomadland 2020

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  She’s a real nowhere man

  Sitting in her nowhere land

  Making all her nowhere plans for nobody

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Quick Captain! You need to grab your Google 9 Pixel Pro and jump into the 2025 GMC Sierra 1500 because I just received an Airdrop on my Apple Watch Series 10 that the president spotted our GMC Hummer EV from his Peloton Bike Plus!

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  This Place Rules 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Andrew Callahan could get a grain of salt to admit its involvement in the Tiananmen Square massacre by just silently standing by with a microphone.