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  Seven Samurai 1954

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Conquered the behemoth… 
  With its playful tone & big scale action, it basically sets the template of the modern blockbuster without ever losing the burning sorrow at its core. 
  There’s no ride off into the sunset here as there would be in a Hollywood western, only a mournful gaze into a sunken, dejected pit of despair; a final exasperated sigh at the havoc wreaked & the lives lost. Kurosawa is the undisputed master of cinema.

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  Sorority House Massacre 1986

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Kinda sux
  Hits the 3 B’s of watchable slasher garbage (Boobs, Blood, Bad acting), but there’s zero tension. If you’re going to rip-off Carpenter, a tense atmosphere should be the starting point. Slumber Party Massacre clears.

Popular reviews

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  State Property 2002

  ★★ Watched 06 May 2021

  Why Beanie Sigel so damn angry in this 88-minute Rocawear ad

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  The Young Philadelphians 1959

  ★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2021

  An over-long melodrama that’s main concern was giving the audience as many scenarios to thirst over Paul Newman as possible. You got manly construction worker Paul Newman! White suit Paul Newman! Army hero Paul Newman! Tuxedo Paul Newman! At one point they really leaned into it and just had him holding a puppy because who the fuck cares about this movie anymore, Paul Newman is HOLDING A PUPPY

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